Victoria’s Secret Quietly Cancels New Lizzo Lingerie Line

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REYNOLDSBURG, OH — In the wake of its decision to return to a more attractive marketing presentation of its product, clothing maker Victoria’s Secret has quietly canceled its planned Lizzo lingerie line.

“We probably should’ve given this more thought before we started,” said Lillian Ellison, a marketing executive for the company. “Surprisingly, our customer base, and society as a whole, prefers to look at people and objects that are attractive to look at. Who knew the buying public didn’t really want to look at giant fatties — er, I mean, people of size, in lingerie? You learn something new every day in the marketing business, I tell you!”

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